The Web Needs To Get Murdered By Clue’s Horny New Solid

Earlier this week, Hasbro launched a brand new model of Clue, its basic, 75-year-old homicide thriller board recreation. Whereas the sport continues to be performed the identical, the characters and art work have been modified to higher join with gamers in 2023. And it appears the artists at Hasbro succeeded as a result of the internet is now very horny for the new cast of potential murderers.

Clue, often called Cluedo within the UK, is a well-liked board recreation first launched within the late Nineteen Forties that pits a bunch of six gamers in opposition to one another as they attempt to remedy the homicide of Mr. Black. To do that, they roll cube and discover clues whereas exploring a mansion. Ultimately, somebody shouts one thing like “It was Professor Plum within the ballroom with a candlestick” and everybody grumbles about how that one good buddy of yours all the time figures it out first. However now, the most recent model of the sport takes a web page from current homicide mysteries like Glass Onion and has made everyone in the game very sexy, with the internet particularly obsessed with the new Chef White.

Chef White is a recent twist on a basic Clue character, Mrs. White. The unique Mrs. White was usually depicted as an older maid or housekeeper. This time, nonetheless, the character is a younger-looking chef with white, undercut hair, tattoos, and punk boots. And as you would possibly count on, a lot of people are very into this new character. Many even need to be killed by her, with “stepped on” being the most popular choice for trigger of death.

However let’s not ignore that almost each one in every of these new characters appears to have horny fans on Twitter. There’s really a little bit one thing for everybody at this murder party/orgy. A number of of us are stating that Miss Scarlett and Colonel Mustard, particularly, seem like the couple across the bar that’s very into your vibes should you get what I’m saying. (In that humorous state of affairs, the 2 are a pair and want to fuck you.)

I imply, hell, even Mr. Monopoly himself agrees that Colonel Mustard is scorching.

This new scorching model of Clue is on the market now through Walmart and Amazon. Invite some mates over, share some wine and let the attractive forged of Clue do horrible issues to one another in your leisure. Feels like a superb night time to me.