5 of the silliest, weirdest, and ugliest items of FNAF merch

5 Nights at Freddy’s is a franchise that, let’s simply say, embraces silliness. Although it could have began with menacing killer animatronics haunted by the souls of murdered youngsters, that doesn’t cease the sequence from having a bit of enjoyable. That’s very true while you have a look at the merch for FNAF, which actually hosts a number of the most cursed merch from any online game sequence. 

Listed below are 5 of the silliest, most hated, and weirdest items of official 5 Nights at Freddy’s merch.

The 3D molded character mugs are fairly simple pickings for ugly merch, however there’s one thing placing about this explicit Chica mug. This piece of FNAF historical past is, sadly, now not out there for buy on the Sizzling Matter web site. 

Solely $18.90! (Picture through hottopic.com)

So why is her face like that? Why are her eyebrows so luxuriously thick? Why does she appear to be she’s about to ask me if there are any video games on my cellphone?

In case you aren’t conscious, Doug is the breakout character from the hit 5 Nights at Freddy’s film. Who’s Doug? Solely the person that stole the center of each FNAF fan in solely two scenes. And, oh boy, did the merch makers discover. 

Sure certainly, that is official merch coming from YouTooz. Doug now has his very personal 3D determine, as seen within the scene when he sits in a gathering and appears round a bit of bit. Maybe they’ll even make a determine of the scene when he sits in a gathering (at a restaurant!) and appears round a bit of bit.

When considering of America’s most resplendent and formidable patriots, chances are you’ll conjure psychological pictures of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, or Franklin D. Roosevelt. Properly, you’re flawed.

Gaze upon his stately picture alongside the long-lasting stars and stripes. He exudes the American spirit. In truth, based on one evaluation, this shirt was life altering.

A Fazbear fanatic sharing their ideas (Picture through goal.com)

These shirts can be found on the Goal web site. Unusually sufficient, they aren’t offered in shops. Bizarre.

When 5 Nights at Freddy’s was first hitting the mainstream and merch was simply beginning to hit the cabinets, one plushie specifically caught the ire of followers. In 2016, Funko launched the Toy Bonnie 6” Plush and other people weren’t glad. Most followers appear to assume that the largest flaw is that the plush merely seems to be too goofy.

Cease bullying him, guys (Picture through amazon.com)

The inclusion of this plush on the record will not be a condemnation of the plush, which does a superb sufficient job. It’s being included just because it’s nonetheless humorous, eight years after launch, how a lot followers nonetheless hate this poor plushie. 

This closing entry is form of dishonest, because it features a few completely different figures from the identical producer. There are too many ridiculous figures to not add in right here. 

Most notable is the Liberty Chica determine, which you’ll have seen littering the toy aisle at Walmart. That is in all probability as a result of completely nobody needs a determine of Chica dressed because the Statue of Liberty, slack-jawed in a sickly shade of inexperienced. 

Thanks, Capitalism, for this present (Picture through walmart.com)

She got here alongside one other Fourth of July determine, Firework Freddy, who starred in a good variety of TikToks singing the nationwide anthem.

One other fan favourite is the moldy cheese, I imply, “Tie-Dye” Springtrap determine. He all the time comes again, however hopefully not trying like this. 

STINKY! (Picture through walmart.com)

With over a decade of merch accumulating from one of many quirkiest online game sequence, this quantity of bizarre stuff isn’t any shock. Particularly when plainly FNAF followers actually will purchase any merch with their favourite bear, bunny, rooster, and fox plastered on the entrance. (I am certainly one of them.)

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